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The Warlords of Draenor Crotch Decoration Appreciation Post

inertintrovertebrate:

Here are some of my personal favorites: 

The "Crotch Void". Where does it go? nobody knows!

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The "Could you fit anymore spikes on there? Seriously?"

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The “Lets point fucking knives directly at our genitals, what could go wrong?”

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The “Death Knight Compensation” Because when you’re technically dead, how many options do you really have?

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The "Just throw a fucking skull on your crotch. Just do it. Why not? A whole skull"

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The "Ready for take off" because we just give up

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inertinert:

How long did it take the Draenei on the Exodar to travel to Azeroth?
Not very long at all, they travelled at the speed of the light

inertinert:

How long did it take the Draenei on the Exodar to travel to Azeroth?

Not very long at all, they travelled at the speed of the light

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shanarrabear:

curas-the-kingslayer:

inertinert:

Warlords of Draenor predictions.

Good old family reunions :’)

I always wondered why Thrall is green… I thought the orcs only became green after drinking Mannoroth’s blood… Which Durotan, Draka and Thrall never did… I think.

All orcs were once brown and native to draenor.
According to The Rise of the Horde, orcs gradually started turning green through exposure to fel magic (similar to how the blood elves eyes turned green from fel energy).
When Kil’Jaeden contacted Ner’zhul and started the war with the Draenei, orcs were brown and still practiced shamanism. The elements grew angry with the orcs for killing the Draenei and started to ignore them and their shamans. Without the elements, the shamans were powerless and converted into warlocks with the help of Kil’Jaeden. 
With the introduction of fel magic to their society, all orcs then moved from their ancestral lands to the vicinity of the Hellfire Citadel to become a stronger army. There, the fel magic combined with the fel energy of the demon blood was so concentrated that their skin gradually turned green over time. The blood didn’t do it by itself, it was the overall atmosphere of fel energy.
After they were green, the green skin became genetic and, thus, all later generations of orcs were born green regardless of their exposure to fel magic.
Durotan and Draka (in the original timeline, not this confusing Warlords of Draenor stuff) were both born brown and turned green when the moved to the hellfire peninsula despite never drinking the demon blood and that is why Thrall is green.
Garrosh and Aggra are both still brown because they were members of a clan that never moved to the hellfire peninsula and, thus, were never exposed to the fel magic that was concentrated there.
Warlords of Draenor orcs (like the Durotan and Draka pictured above) are still brown because presumably Garrosh altered the timeline not just before they drank the blood, but before they moved to Hellfire peninsula and the fel magic could effect their skin.
Its still more complicated than that but thats about as abridged as I can make it.

inertinert:

shanarrabear:

curas-the-kingslayer:

inertinert:

Warlords of Draenor predictions.

Good old family reunions :’)

I always wondered why Thrall is green… I thought the orcs only became green after drinking Mannoroth’s blood… Which Durotan, Draka and Thrall never did… I think.

All orcs were once brown and native to draenor.

According to The Rise of the Horde, orcs gradually started turning green through exposure to fel magic (similar to how the blood elves eyes turned green from fel energy).

When Kil’Jaeden contacted Ner’zhul and started the war with the Draenei, orcs were brown and still practiced shamanism. The elements grew angry with the orcs for killing the Draenei and started to ignore them and their shamans. Without the elements, the shamans were powerless and converted into warlocks with the help of Kil’Jaeden. 

With the introduction of fel magic to their society, all orcs then moved from their ancestral lands to the vicinity of the Hellfire Citadel to become a stronger army. There, the fel magic combined with the fel energy of the demon blood was so concentrated that their skin gradually turned green over time. The blood didn’t do it by itself, it was the overall atmosphere of fel energy.

After they were green, the green skin became genetic and, thus, all later generations of orcs were born green regardless of their exposure to fel magic.

Durotan and Draka (in the original timeline, not this confusing Warlords of Draenor stuff) were both born brown and turned green when the moved to the hellfire peninsula despite never drinking the demon blood and that is why Thrall is green.

Garrosh and Aggra are both still brown because they were members of a clan that never moved to the hellfire peninsula and, thus, were never exposed to the fel magic that was concentrated there.

Warlords of Draenor orcs (like the Durotan and Draka pictured above) are still brown because presumably Garrosh altered the timeline not just before they drank the blood, but before they moved to Hellfire peninsula and the fel magic could effect their skin.

Its still more complicated than that but thats about as abridged as I can make it.

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inertinert:

Warlords of Draenor predictions.

inertinert:

Warlords of Draenor predictions.

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inertinert:

LFR: A Summary

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"A New Hero Class"

  • Boyfriend: So what if in the new expansion they did a new hero class that had dragon powers! And you could start at like level 85 after the aspects released their powers.
  • Me: Yeah! The starting zone would be the Maelstrom and the starter quest would be like "Hey hero, bring me 12.. um.. i dont know theres gotta be something around here. We're on a tiny rock in the middle of the ocean, I dont know just go do something and Ill give you some xp and a hat"
  • Boyfriend: No seriously though, think about it. Like there could even be 5 specs, one for each flight!
  • Me: "HELLO RAID TEAM I AM A GREEN DRAGON SPEC PERSON AND I WILL DEFEAT THIS BOSS FOR US USING THE POWER OF THE EMERALD DREAM JUST GIMME A FEW MINUTES /sleep"
  • Boyfriend: what, no... I
  • Me: "Hey guys Im a bronze dragon class and I did that time thing and now the raid is over heres your loot"
  • Me: "Hello everyone! I'm a Blue drago... No.. NO IM NOT A MAGE"
  • Boyfriend: STOP POOPING ON MY DREAMS
  • Me: "HI IM A RED DRAGON SPEC AND ALL I DO IS REZ PEOPLE!"
  • Me: "I am the black dragon spec and WHOOPS EVERYONE IS DEAD INCLUDING THE BOSS AND MY RAID TEAM my work is done."
  • Boyfriend: NO THE BLACK DRAGON FLIGHT WAS ORIGINALLY IN CHARGE OF THE EARTH!
  • Me: Okay fine, "Hi guys black dragon class here I'm like a really lame shaman who can control only one element"

Regarding recent events.

World of Warcraft - further abridged