Warcraft Lore - Abridged

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"A New Hero Class"

  • Boyfriend: So what if in the new expansion they did a new hero class that had dragon powers! And you could start at like level 85 after the aspects released their powers.
  • Me: Yeah! The starting zone would be the Maelstrom and the starter quest would be like "Hey hero, bring me 12.. um.. i dont know theres gotta be something around here. We're on a tiny rock in the middle of the ocean, I dont know just go do something and Ill give you some xp and a hat"
  • Boyfriend: No seriously though, think about it. Like there could even be 5 specs, one for each flight!
  • Me: "HELLO RAID TEAM I AM A GREEN DRAGON SPEC PERSON AND I WILL DEFEAT THIS BOSS FOR US USING THE POWER OF THE EMERALD DREAM JUST GIMME A FEW MINUTES /sleep"
  • Boyfriend: what, no... I
  • Me: "Hey guys Im a bronze dragon class and I did that time thing and now the raid is over heres your loot"
  • Me: "Hello everyone! I'm a Blue drago... No.. NO IM NOT A MAGE"
  • Boyfriend: STOP POOPING ON MY DREAMS
  • Me: "HI IM A RED DRAGON SPEC AND ALL I DO IS REZ PEOPLE!"
  • Me: "I am the black dragon spec and WHOOPS EVERYONE IS DEAD INCLUDING THE BOSS AND MY RAID TEAM my work is done."
  • Boyfriend: NO THE BLACK DRAGON FLIGHT WAS ORIGINALLY IN CHARGE OF THE EARTH!
  • Me: Okay fine, "Hi guys black dragon class here I'm like a really lame shaman who can control only one element"

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